Or so they say. This is one case where it is indeed not good to be the king.
Meet the revered monarch, his royal highness, the Poop Scoop King himself.
This isn’t a joke. They even have a television commercial. I can’t imagine this is on the list of top jobs. Who thinks of these things anyway.
“Hey, Bill… I just had the greatest idea. You know how your wife hates all the dog shit in your backyard?”
“Yeah, what about it?”
“I bet a lot of people hate the dog shit in their backyards. What if we start a business picking up people’s dog shit?”
“Damn. That’s a really good idea.”
“Yeah! Think about the possibilities!!”