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Jan
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Linux for animals.

Linux For Animals

Welcome zee ubuntu… Only in linux… Come to linux, we’ve got ubuntu…
Welcome zee coders… Only for linux… Got ubuntu and coders, only in linux…
Forget windows!
Linux, oh linux… Where the gnome is, and the packages!
Linux, linux, linux!
Linux, come to linux, can ya believe it?

Only in Kenya!

Breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers…
Hoary, hoary!
Breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers…
Hoary, hoary!
Breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers, breezy badgers…
Gnooooome, gnooome… oh, it’s gnooome…

Badger, badger, badger!

Everyone loves ubuntu linux, ‘cus the things that it does are ever so clever!
Look at it now, disappearing gentoo! Where is gentoo? Not compiling right now!
Taking a bow, it’s ubuntu linux, naked Debian for the masses, it is!
Look at it there with it’s easy to use synaptic.
And with a little click…
Ya ya, ya! It’s updated!
Ya ya, ya! It’s updated!
Updated from it’s endless repository…
What can you find… In the universe dimensions…
Packages, packages, packages, packages…

Everyone loves Magical Trevor!

It’s a jungle out there. Let Ubuntu Linux be your tour guide for the Holy crap, Linux! Tours. Just keep all desktops, laptops and PDAs inside the Open Source until the proprietary software has come to a complete stop. Thank you for choosing linux, and have a great day!

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