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Dec
04

Industrial breath mint needed in aisle two.

Commerical for Wendy’s Double Melt:

Stuck in the middle with you…
Guy is in the back seat of a car riding bitch between two hot girls. He’s eating this sandwich.

—-I need to point out what this sandwich is. Bun, square meat patty, slice of pepper-jack, bacon, oozy cheese whiz with jalapenos in it, bacon, patty, bun. Fast food oozy cheese with jalapeno slices in between fast food limpy bacon slices in between fast food square meat patties in between bread.—-

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Dec
04

Cracking bump!

Dear Adult Swim:

are you guys ever gunna make
the fix available to Mac users?

you guys are Macophobes

[ladyRei]

..

Here’s the funny thing:
Williams Street is run completely on Macs
We can’t see The Fix either

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Dec
01

Completely random.

Cream of Wheat and Earl Grey Green tea, followed by Stride spearmint gum. The burps taste like Froot Loops.

I haven’t had Froot Loops in years.