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LonEagle: holy crap I’m bored
Kattni: we can play 20 questions
Kattni: I have something in mind
Bill C: boobs.
Adam M: heh
Kattni: No, that’s you.
Bill C: damn.
Adam M: that’s most guys.
LonEagle: is it mineral?
Kattni: no.
Bill C: is it boobs?
LonEagle: is it alive?
cbaoth: Is it round?
Kattni: no, yes, no.
Adam M: dog
Kattni: no
Zachary: Sexier than a bread-box?
cbaoth: Aww… not boobs.
Kattni: Zachary, no…
Bill C: I know, it’s boobs!
Zachary: Could Peter put his penis in it?
Kattni: Gah.. probably.
Kattni: but that’s a lot of things
Zachary: It’s a kitten.
Kattni: nope.
LonEagle: Kattni, is it human?
Kattni: nope.
LonEagle: Kattni, is it an animal?
Kattni: yes.
Adam M: fish.
LonEagle: Kattni, vertebrate?
Kattni: Adam M, no, LonEagle, yes.
LonEagle: Kattni, mammal?
Kattni: yes.
Adam M: squirrel?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: rabbit?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: human?
Kattni: no.
LonEagle: Kattni, bigger than a bread-box?
Kattni: that was asked already silly.
Adam M: Peter?
Adam M: hehe.
Kattni: LonEagle, hrm. maybe by a little.
Adam M: raccoon?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: possum.
Kattni: no.
Adam M: deer.
Kattni: no.
LonEagle: Kattni, occurs in north america?
Adam M: elk.
Bill C: is it a rodent?
LonEagle: naturally.
Kattni: LonEagle, shit. lemme check.
Kattni: lol.
Adam M: camel?
LonEagle: Kattni, where do you live? : P
Peter B: moose?
Kattni: LonEagle, yes it occurs in NA.
JohnF: Peter, a /little/ bigger than a bread box.
Adam M: wolverine.
Peter B: it could be a really small moose.
JohnF: man, you must have some monster fucking loaves in London Town.
Kattni: rol. ahaha.
JohnF: good thing I’m home.
* JohnF resumes working.
Peter B: a loaf of bread the size of an elk.
LonEagle: Kattni, does it have claws?
Kattni: yep.
Adam M: beaver.
Kattni: no.
Adam M: weasel.
Kattni: no.
Adam M: otter.
Peter B: ferret.
Kattni: Adam M, win. Sea otter.
LonEagle: Kattni, yarr.
Adam M: whoo.
Kattni: LonEagle, aww. : (
LonEagle: I lose.
Peter B: I think you could fit a sea otter in a bread-bin.
Adam M: uh. no. otter is fairly good sized.
Kattni: Peter, they are a big bigger than that.
Peter B: we have a pretty big bread-bins.
Kattni: lol. Well. You’re fucking weird.
LonEagle: I was thinking badger.
Peter B: obviously he’d have to wrap his tail up. a fully-stretched otter would fit.
Kattni: ok I have another one.
JohnF: Kattni, so quick to judge?
Peter B: but then again, a fully-stretched cat wouldn’t fit.
Adam M: animal?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: plant?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: cooter?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: metal?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: minaral? er.
Kattni: no.
Peter B: mineral?
Kattni: not that either.
Adam M: air?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: um. it must be one of animal/vegetable/mineral.
Kattni: hrm. well.
Peter B: those are the only three things allowed.
Adam M: bigger than Peter’s butt?
Kattni: Ok, I guess it’s either made of veg or synthesised by humans.
Peter B: tofu?
Kattni: no.
LonEagle: Kattni, then it’s mineral or something.
Kattni: ok solly : (
Adam M: miniwheats?
LonEagle: Kattni, if it was like, a plastic bag, it would be mineral. if it were, like, crisco, that’s vegetable.
Kattni: well it can be made of more than one type of thing.
Peter B: !g animal vegetable mineral
Willow: URL: http://www.modestypanel.com/whatisit/
Willow: Title: Animal Vegetable Mineral Quiz
Peter B: sushi?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: pizza?
Peter B: bull semen?
Kattni: no, no.
Peter B: dog semen?
Kattni: no. Peter, stfu.
Peter B: goat semen?
Kattni: it’s not semen of any kind. lol.
Peter B: any kind of semen? doh.
Adam M: will it kill Peter?
Peter B: well I have no idea then.
Kattni: it could if you tried.
Peter B: if it’s not semen… I just dunno.
Adam M: edible?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: wearable?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: fuckable?
Adam M: wood?
Peter B: morning wood?
Kattni: maybe, can be, and no.
Adam M: I hate you Peter.
Peter B: rol. rubber?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: shoe?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: dog?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: elephant?
Kattni: Peter, it’s not an animal.
Peter B: ok. sheep?
Kattni: Anyone here have ops? lol
Peter B: are fish animals?
Kattni: Oh you’re already voiced. Gee I wonder why.
Adam M: bigger than a bread-box?
Kattni: Adam M, no. Peter, it’s not alive in any way.
Peter B: smaller than a bread-box?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: A BREAD-BOX?
Kattni: yea.
Peter B: rol.
Kattni: I’m such an asshole. aahaha. ok ok.
Adam M: ring?
Kattni: Adam M, I was serious.
Adam M: gah
Kattni: I was thinking bread-box.
Peter B: our bread-box is made of metal.
Adam M: I’m thinking of something.
Kattni: well they can be plastic or wood or whatever. which is why it was tough. oh bogo gets to go this time, fine then. I liked being the pwner. ok um… is it animal.
Adam M: yes.
Kattni: furry. that is a question. does it have fur.
Adam M: yes.
Kattni: does it have hooves.
Adam M: no.
Kattni: does it have claws.
Adam M: yes.
Kattni: does it live in water.
Peter B: The royal family are having dinner, and they’re playing twenty questions, and Camilla is thinking of a black man’s cock. So Prince Phillip asks, “Is it bigger than a bread box,” and Camilla says, “Yes.” Prince Charles says, “Can I put it in my mouth?” Camilla: “Yes.” Then the Queen says, “Is it a black man’s cock?”
Kattni: lol. Peter, what is wrong with you.
Peter B: LOBSTER. it’s a joke from the office.
Adam M: No, Peter.
Peter B: (the uk office).
Commodore64: ROFL
Kattni: Adam M, does it live in water.
Peter B: LOBSTER.
Commodore64: haha.
Adam M: it lives near water.
Peter B: hm. CRAB?
Adam M: spends time in it.
Kattni: hrm.
Peter B: seagull? puffin? seal?
Adam M: but not aquatic. No, Peter.
Peter B: sea lion?
Adam M: No, Peter.
Peter B: mermaid?
JohnF: wtf is this, #20 questions.
Adam M: no.
Kattni: yea.
Adam M: yes.
Kattni: John, yea.
JohnF: it’s supposed to be #bitter, god damn it.
Peter B: sea otter?
Kattni: lol.
Adam M: No, Peter.
Peter B: river otter?
Kattni: does it eat veg or meat.
Adam M: No, Peter
Kattni: er.
Kattni: does it eat veg.
Adam M: lemme check Kattni.
Kattni: k.
Peter B: is it bigger than a breadbox?
Kattni: poor JohnF.
* Kattni gives JohnF snuggles.
Peter B: JohnF, bitter about what? Adam M, is it bull semen?
Adam M: Kattni, omnivore.
Kattni: k.
Peter B: is it a goat?
Adam M: Peter nothing you ever guess will be correct.
Peter B: (((
Adam M: Kattni, correction. its a carnivore.
Kattni: ok.
Peter B: stoat? ferret?
Kattni: does it walk on 4 legs.
Peter B: weasel?
Adam M: Kattni, 4 legs.
Kattni: does it have a tail.
Adam M: yes.
Kattni: does it move in herds.
Peter B: everything has a tail more or less.
JohnF: Peter, bitter about everything.
Adam M: no herds.
Peter B: JohnF, any particular reason?
Kattni: packs?
Adam M: no packs.
JohnF: Peter, just how it is.
Kattni: does it move in a group of any sort.
Adam M: no. well. family. while kids grow.
Peter B: is it a vole?
Kattni: is it apes.
Adam M: No, Peter.
Adam M: Kattni, no.
Adam M: (apes have no tails)
Kattni: oh true.
Kattni: is it monkeys.
Adam M: nope.
Peter B: they have vestigial tails.
Kattni: is it a rain forest animal.
Adam M: this is a semi aquatic furry animal with a tail and claws that is a carnivore.
Adam M: not the habitat for this animal.
Kattni: DINOSAUR
Kattni: no
Brian P: PLATYPUS!
Adam M: Brian is right.
Kattni: wow.
Adam M: heh, it’s one of my favorite animals.
Kattni: that’s why I like being the one with the idea.
Kattni: hehe.
Peter B: ok I have one.
Adam M: Peter, is it semen?
Peter B: DING
Kattni: lol
Peter B: but what kind of semen?
Brian P: bull.
Adam M: bull.
Peter B: DING.
Kattni: wow.
Peter B: damn. you guys are good.
Adam M: i feel dirty.
Peter B: ok lol.
Adam M: Peter has soiled me.
Peter B: I have another one. A proper one this time.
Adam M: is it a goat?
Brian P: Andrei Shevchenko.
Peter B: no.
Peter B: no.
Kattni: semen.
Adam M: is it animal?
Peter B: it is not any kind of semen.
Kattni: wow.
Kattni: Then you are not Peter.
Brian P: john terry tied up on your bed?
Peter B: it is an animal byproduct, but not quite animal.
Brian P: bullshit.
Adam M: is it the male nurse that Peter lusts after?
Peter B: no, no.
Kattni: Brian, lol.
Adam M: Peter, feces?
Peter B: no.
Adam M: urine?
Kattni: blood.
Peter B: no.
Peter B: no.
Adam M: eggs?
Peter B: no.
Kattni: placenta.
Peter B: lol no.
Kattni: hehe.
Adam M: fur.
Peter B: no.
Kattni: skin.
Peter B: no.
Adam M: kidney.
Peter B: no.
Adam M: is it a part of an animal?
Kattni: black man’s cock.
Peter B: no.
Peter B: lol.
Peter B: no.
Adam M: meat?
Peter B: no.
Adam M: is it the horse cawk that Peter sucks?
Peter B: no.
Adam M: is it edible?
Peter B: yes.
Adam M: yeast.
Peter B: no.
Adam M: caviar.
Peter B: no, but close.
Adam M: roe?
Peter B: no.
Adam M: pate.
Peter B: no.
Adam M: lutefisk.
Peter B: eeew no.
Peter B: you’ll never get it.
Peter B: especially not just by randomly guessing.
Adam M: is it a water animal thing?
Peter B: no.
Kattni: gefilte fish.
Peter B: no.
Adam M: is it a mammalian byproduct?
Collin: sweat.
Collin: hair.
Collin: methane.
Peter B: Adam M, yes.
Peter B: Collin, no, no, no.
Adam M: is it something most people eat?
Peter B: no.
Collin: is it solid?
Peter B: Collin, somewhat.
Adam M: is it something we call you a sicko for eating?
Peter B: Adam M, yes.
Kattni: vomit.
Adam M: vegemite? marmite?
Peter B: Kattni, nearly
Peter B: Adam M, no
Kattni: nearly?
Peter B: nearly.
Adam M: blood pudding.
Kattni: snot.
Peter B: it’s dog vomit.
Brian P: fois gras?
Kattni: oh.
Kattni: well i win then.
Brian P: I was closest!
Peter B: yes.
Peter B: no, Kattni was.
Adam M: Peter, your a sicko.
Peter B: rol.
Adam M: why the hell would you eat dog vomit.
Peter B: dogs eat it.
Kattni: luckily.
Kattni: means i don’t have to clean it up.
Kattni: it’s gross but still.
Brian P: good enough for dog, it’s good enough for Peter.
Kattni: ew.
Peter B: nothx.
boskone: Kattni, they usually puke puke back up, though, don’t they?
Adam M: Brian P, wonder if he likes it more than the semen.
Kattni: boskone, na.
Brian P: oh god.
Kattni: unless he was going to anyway.
Adam M: i have something in mind.
Peter B: biokatt’s turn.
Kattni: ooh.
Adam M: fine.
Kattni: so wait only veg/min/ani allowed?
Peter B: as biokatt got the vomit.
Adam M: i’ll keep it for my next turn.
Adam M: ok.
Kattni: so wait only veg/min/ani allowed? poke.
Adam M: Kattni, just pick something thats mostly identifiable as one of those.
Kattni: oki.
Kattni: gimme a sec here.
Peter B: try not to use a bodily fluid.
Peter B: I know the temptation to do so is great.
Peter B: it’s all I can do to avoid picking bull semen next time.
Kattni: it is. that’s why it is taking me a while.
Adam M: only for you Peter.
Kattni: ok.
Kattni: got it.
Adam M: animal?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: vegetable?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: is it metal?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: is it glass?
Kattni: no.
Collin: solid?
Kattni: yes.
Adam M: is it bigger than a breadbox?
Peter B: fyi, the bull semen fixation is in honour of spacemoose.
Peter B: http://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/spacemoose/millennium.html
Willow: Title: Millennium Moose
Kattni: Adam M, not really.
Kattni: so no.
Peter B: notice the canister in the second panel.
Peter B: Kattni, can you stick it in your mouth?
Kattni: Peter, if you wanted to.
Peter B: Is it an ice lolly?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: Peter, Jackass 2 drinking semen scene.
Adam M: Kattni, is it edible?
Peter B: Adam M, what the fuck? what kind of semen?
Kattni: Adam M, no.
Adam M: Peter, go watch, you sicko.
Adam M: Kattni, is it rubber?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: is it gum?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: toothpaste?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: anusol?
Collin: wood?
Kattni: no, no.
Peter B: erectile tissue?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: Kattni, is it heavy?
Kattni: no.
Collin: does it bounce?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: is it wood?
Kattni: no.
Kattni: Collin, already asked that Adam.
Kattni: heh.
Collin: is it cube-shaped?
Peter B: is it ice?
Kattni: no.
Kattni: no.
Collin: is it a cylinder?
Kattni: no.
Collin: is it a sphere?
Peter B: is it manmade?
Kattni: no.
Kattni: yes.
Collin: can opener?
Collin: heh.
Kattni: no.
Kattni: heh.
Peter B: does it have a mechanism?
Adam M: is it a computer?
Kattni: no, no.
JohnF: openwrt?
Kattni: no.
Collin: is it made of a single object?
Kattni: um.
Kattni: yea.
adx: openwrt for life!
Peter B: is it steel?
Kattni: no.
Rhinox: is it a tumor?
Kattni: no.
Adam M: is it a book.
Kattni: lol.
Kattni: no
Peter B: it’s naaht a tumah
Brian P: is it gay?
Kattni: no.
Collin: is it shiny?
JohnF: Rhinox, it’s not a tumour.
Peter B: is pang a homosexual?
Kattni: Collin, not really. no.
JohnF: Peter, still hopeful eh.
Peter B: is it leather?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: is it denser than water?
Kattni: ohrm.
Brian P: sorta water?
Kattni: it would probably float.
Brian P: IT’S A TURD
Kattni: no.
Peter B: rol.
Collin: is it hollow?
Kattni: no.
Collin: styrofoam?
Kattni: no.
Collin: cardboard?
Peter B: is it of uniform composition?
Kattni: no.
Kattni: yes.
Kattni: i think.
Kattni: i don’t know what you mean by that.
Kattni: it’s made of one type of thing.
Peter B: is it metallic?
Brian P: is it a dildo?
Kattni: no.
Kattni: no.
Brian P: a rabbit?
Kattni: no.
Kattni: lol.
Peter B: well I mean is it a bulk substance like rubber of steel or brass or something.
Kattni: no.
Kattni: it is not a bulk substance.
Peter B: as opposed to something like a pencil which is made of wood and graphite.
Adam M: is it manmade?
Kattni: yea.
Collin: does it contain metal?
Kattni: no.
Collin: does it contain wood?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: does it contain plastic?
Collin: hmm.
Kattni: yes.
Peter B: is it entirely plastic?
Collin: soda bottle?
Kattni: yes, no.
Peter B: turkey baster?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: as used for artificial insemination?
Kattni: no.
Brian P: lol.
Brian P: a disposable chopstick.
Kattni: no.
Amit: Is it made of HPET? :p
Kattni: no?
Amit: er, HDPE.
Peter B: is it semen-related?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: hrrm.
Peter B: that’s me all out of ideas then.
Kattni: again.
Brian P: that’s Peter fucked.
Amit: saran wrap.
Kattni: no.
Collin: is it a toy?
Kattni: no.
Collin: kitchen tool?
Kattni: no.
Brian P: is it an implement?
Amit: Is it a household item?
Kattni: hrm.
Kattni: no, and can be.
Adam M: ice scraper?
Kattni: no.
Peter B: toilet plunger?
Kattni: no.
JohnF: it occurs to me that we’re well past 20 questions.
Peter B: yes.
Kattni: i know.
Peter B: I give up.
Adam M: i give up.
Kattni: it turned into N Questions a long time ago.
Peter B: oh wait.
Kattni: really?
Peter B: is it a bull wanker?
Kattni: no.
Kattni: omg.
Adam M: i give in.
Kattni: really give up?
Adam M: yeah.
Kattni: velcro.
Peter B: yes.
Peter B: wtf.
Adam M: heh.
Kattni: lol.
Peter B: velcro.
Adam M: hahahahahahahahaha.
JohnF: you said no to is it man made.
Peter B: you can’t eat velcro.
Peter B: no she didn’t.
Kattni: no i didn’t.
Kattni: i said yes twice in fact.
Adam M: no she said yes to man made.
Peter B: twice.
Adam M: ok.
Kattni: i also didn’t say you could eat it, i said you could put it in your mouth.
Kattni: and you asked, Peter.
Kattni: and you probably put everything in your mouth.
Adam M: does she go again or do i go?
Peter B: rol.
Peter B: as you’re desperate to go you can go.
Collin: you said it was entirely plastic.
Collin: velcro isn’t all plastic.
Peter B: yes it is isn’t it?
JohnF: Collin, what else is it made of.
Collin: no it isn’t.
JohnF: fucking fairy dust?
Collin: it’s plastic hooks on cloth.
Peter B: Plastic cloth.
Collin: and the other half is cloth.
JohnF: the ‘cloth’ is also plastic.
Kattni: not the industrial strength shit i got here.
Peter B: Adam M, is it bigger than a bread-bin?
Amit: it’s not plastic, I think it’s synthetic fibers.
Adam M: Peter, yes.
Collin: indeed. not plastic.
Peter B: Adam M, can I stick it in my mouth?
boskone: depends on the specific velcro.
Adam M: Peter, you could stick part of it in your mouth.
Brian P: or his anus?
Collin: but it’s not common enough to attribute a yes to that, in my opinion.
Adam M: or into his anus.
Peter B: Adam M, would I want to?
Collin: but anyway.
Adam M: Peter, you might.
Peter B: rol.
Peter B: is it an animal?
Brian P: gerbil!
Adam M: Peter, yes.
Peter B: elephant’s trunk.
Adam M: Brian P: bigger than a bread-box.
Brian P: Peter, you would?
Peter B: rol.
Amit: ‘Hook and loop fasteners consist of two layers: a ‘hook’ side, which is a piece of fabric covered with tiny plastic hooks, and a ‘loop’ side, which is covered with even smaller and ‘hairier’ plastic loops. ‘
Adam M: Peter, no.
Peter B: is it a mammal?
Adam M: yes.
Amit: I guess it _is_ plastic.
Peter B: is it bigger than a car?
Amit: ungulate?
Adam M: some of them can be bigger.
Peter B: is it a black man’s cock?
Collin: Amit, piece of fabric.
Amit: ok ok.
Amit: nylon.
Amit: :p
Peter B: Collin, plastic fabric.
Adam M: Amit, yes.
Peter B: is it a horse?
Peter B: is it a camel?
boskone: Collin, that’s not necessarily true; I have a piece of velcro here that doesn’t use fabric as a backing. :p
Peter B: is it a rhino?
Peter B: is it a hippo?
Brian P: a buffalo.
Collin: boskone, and I have some that does. :þ
Brian P: caribou!
Collin: so a ‘yes’ is still inaccurate : )
Peter B: is it a giraffe?
Adam M: Peter, kind of horse.
Peter B: is it a reindeer?
Kattni: shit dude it’s hailing too.
Peter B: is it a zebra?
Peter B: is it a donkey?
Peter B: is it a mule?
Amit: Is it a pony?
Amit: :p
Collin: antelope.
Adam M: horse.
Adam M: not a pony.
boskone: Collin, No, it isn’t; a significant portion of the time, velcro is all-plastic.
Adam M: not a zebra.
JohnF: bbl, food retrieval!
Peter B: are you wanting a specific kind of horse?
Adam M: yes.
Brian P: A Budweiser Clydesdale?
Amit: arabian horse?
Peter B: well you can fuck off then.
Adam M: Brian P, no.
Adam M: Amit, yes
Collin: appalachian. drat.
Amit: WINNAR.
Peter B: I only know of ‘shetland pony’ and ‘shire horses’.
Adam M: Peter, you r lame.
Peter B: horses scare me.
Adam M: heh.
Brian P: arabs are class horses.
Peter B: donkeys rule though.