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Feb
14

Oh, context. Thine bitch thou dost so often make.

“A quick look at my search history makes it look like I’m a pederast planning to take a kid to EuroDisney and then get in his pants. Which is so not true. I’m going to take him to Cirque de Paris.”

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  1. GhostDawg says:

    A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender pulls a shotgun from behind the bar and shoots at the patron, just missing him. The patron says, “Thank you,” and leaves a generous tip on the counter.

    What just happened? The customer had the hiccups.

    It’s always about context. Have fun at EuroDisney!

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