Jun
15

Hey, at least it included chicken…

KFC’s jingle in the early 80′s (and perhaps since, I don’t know, I haven’t been paying attention) let everyone know just how they handled their namesake meals.

My family didn’t eat much fast food, which is definitely not a bad thing. Partially because I grew up in Tiny Town, but mostly because it’s much cheaper to make full meals at home.

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Jun
28

Bowflex: Get the perfect body and an epic ego.

Bowflex commercial. The guy is going on and on about how Bowflex has changed his life. As his ego grows ever larger, he says haughtily, “I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends.”

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Mar
29

Trump's Grade A Meat.

Trump's meat!

Mar
03

Blame Comedy Central! Blame Comedy Central!

I’m watching South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut on the Comedy Central Secret Stash, which means in it’s full obscene glory. And of course including Blame Canada and World War III.

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Feb
24

It’s all the same thing.

Vehix.com has these incredibly annoying commercials with three guys, two employees and a boss.  The boss always says something like, “Vehix.com helps thousands of people buy cars, how can we improve that experience?”

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Feb
24

Designed by engineerologers.

The Kia Rondo has precision steerology. Probably created from thinkisms.

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