USAirways ≠ United Airlines.
I always fly Northwest. They have the nice new terminal with the awesome (and well-marked – this is key) parking structure. Smith terminal went stagnant in the late 60s and never got an update. And it evidently has the biggest parking structure ever. Literally. It’s 800 miles long. I parked in the absolute farthest possible corner from the terminal. Literally. There’s no clear markings as to where the terminal is. So once you’re in there, you just follow the arrows that say “To Terminal”… And they often end at a little lobby with an elevator and another arrow saying “To Terminal”. I figured, if I turn around now, it’ll turn out to be just up there and I will have wasted all the time walking back. Should have turned around. Seriously should have turned around. It went on forever.
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