Dec
16

Delayed reaction.

My dad’s had some work issues. Got everything resolved. Since then, I drove to my parent’s place for the first time this afternoon. Came in the house rockin’ out to some Kool and the Gang in honor of my dad’s …

Dec
05

Win.

Sam Grittner:
My phone just auto-corrected “I’m not trying to be a dick” into “I’m not trying to be a duck.” Even when my phone is wrong it’s right.

Kattni in reply to ↑

@SamGrittner Ouch. My phone ducks fuck. …

Aug
09

As opposed to…?

Unportable snacks would really be illogical.

Jul
17

Irony at it's best.

There’s a girl rushing through the airport wearing a shirt that says, “I <3 Life!” And she’s sobbing hysterically.…

Jul
17

Ring, ring, hello?

There was a phone number, presumably to that line, taped to the back of the phone at the end of the jetway. I resisted the urge to write it down and call at some random time.

“Hi, is this the …

May
11

Wunderboner. No joke.

There’s not much else I can say.

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