My dad’s had some work issues. Got everything resolved. Since then, I drove to my parent’s place for the first time this afternoon. Came in the house rockin’ out to some Kool and the Gang in honor of my dad’s …
My phone just auto-corrected “I’m not trying to be a dick” into “I’m not trying to be a duck.” Even when my phone is wrong it’s right.
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@SamGrittner Ouch. My phone ducks fuck. …
Unportable snacks would really be illogical.
There’s a girl rushing through the airport wearing a shirt that says, “I <3 Life!” And she’s sobbing hysterically.…
There was a phone number, presumably to that line, taped to the back of the phone at the end of the jetway. I resisted the urge to write it down and call at some random time.
“Hi, is this the …
There’s not much else I can say.