My dad’s had some work issues. Got everything resolved. Since then, I drove to my parent’s place for the first time this afternoon. Came in the house rockin’ out to some Kool and the Gang in honor of my dad’s achievement. My mum looks at me and says, “Kool and the Gang.” I say yes and ask where dad is. She says upstairs. I holler something, he hollers back, I figure oh well, turn it off, and move on. Headed outside to help my mum with some things.
Dec
16
Dec
05
Win.
Sam Grittner:
My phone just auto-corrected “I’m not trying to be a dick” into “I’m not trying to be a duck.” Even when my phone is wrong it’s right.
Kattni in reply to ↑
@SamGrittner Ouch. My phone ducks fuck. But at least it keeps its hands off dick.
Aug
09
As opposed to…?
Unportable snacks would really be illogical.
Jul
17
Irony at it's best.
There’s a girl rushing through the airport wearing a shirt that says, “I <3 Life!” And she’s sobbing hysterically.
Jul
17
Ring, ring, hello?
There was a phone number, presumably to that line, taped to the back of the phone at the end of the jetway. I resisted the urge to write it down and call at some random time.
May
11
Wunderboner. No joke.
There’s not much else I can say.