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Delayed reaction.

boredkitteh — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 03:46:48 +0000

My dad’s had some work issues. Got everything resolved. Since then, I drove to my parent’s place for the first time this afternoon. Came in the house rockin’ out to some Kool and the Gang in honor of my dad’s achievement. My mum looks at me and says, “Kool and the Gang.” I say yes and ask where dad is. She says upstairs. I holler something, he hollers back, I figure oh well, turn it off, and move on. Headed outside to help my mum with some things.

Win.

boredkitteh — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 02:32:37 +0000

Sam Grittner:
My phone just auto-corrected “I’m not trying to be a dick” into “I’m not trying to be a duck.” Even when my phone is wrong it’s right.

Kattni in reply to ↑
@SamGrittner Ouch. My phone ducks fuck. But at least it keeps its hands off dick.

As opposed to…?

boredkitteh — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:52:00 +0000

Unportable snacks would really be illogical.

Irony at it's best.

boredkitteh — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:30:34 +0000

There’s a girl rushing through the airport wearing a shirt that says, “I <3 Life!” And she’s sobbing hysterically.

Ring, ring, hello?

boredkitteh — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:51:22 +0000

There was a phone number, presumably to that line, taped to the back of the phone at the end of the jetway. I resisted the urge to write it down and call at some random time.

Wunderboner. No joke.

boredkitteh — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:05:29 +0000

There’s not much else I can say.