I would have paid to be in the conference room when this marketing genius stood up and said, “Wait… I’ve got it! YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASPERCREME!”
I mean… Who then responds, “Holy crap, that’s great!”
May
15
Apr
10
It's good to be the king!
Or so they say. This is one case where it is indeed not good to be the king.
Meet the revered monarch, his royal highness, the Poop Scoop King himself.
This isn’t a joke. They even have a television commercial. I can’t imagine this is on the list of top jobs. Who thinks of these things anyway.
Mar
26
Elbow noodles are sexy?
I just watched a commercial for Kraft Deluxe Macaroni and Cheese. The whole thing was about how creamy and smooth it is… How much it’s for what you crave. The woman doing the voice over for the commercial could have been narrating a porn.
Mar
25
OMG
OMG.
I am teh awexome.
That is all.
Feb
14
Um… Ya.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Happy Hallmark Holiday… Happy Do Something Nice For Someone While Attempting Not To Stress Yourself Out Day.
Happy Don’t Put Your Mobile Phone In The Dishwasher Day.
Erm…
Jan
30
Sock awareness.
I called my dad this morning on the way to school. He had just gotten to work. We talked about whatnot, and suddenly he exclaims, “Jesus!” “What?!” I exclaim back, thinking something horrible happened, or there’s something gross in his office or something… and he says, “My socks don’t match.” I couldn’t help but laugh. “I’ll have to be aware of that all day,” he added.