Irony at it’s best.

There’s a girl rushing through the airport wearing a shirt that says, “I <3 Life!” And she’s sobbing hysterically.

Ring, ring, hello?

There was a phone number, presumably to that line, taped to the back of the phone at the end of the jetway. I resisted the urge to write it down and call at some random time.

“Hi, is this the hallway?” “What…?”

I don’t think there’s a cream for that.

Rather impressive new freeway going in near the airport. Still sand and rebar.

Flying into Dallas / Fort Worth. The landscape is extremely flat. Dispersed intermittently, but consistently, are cities, circular in shape, that build up from the outside into a center of skyscrapers. They look like bumps. City bumps.

Wunderboner. No joke.

There’s not much else I can say.

A cotton scarf by any other name…

I found this link in my Gmail web clip queue. I thought to myself, hm, this scarf looks an awful lot like another scarf I’ve seen.

It’s a jersey knit scarf. T-shirt material. 15$ or 85$. You tell me.

Not to mention the fact that American Apparel sells 35$ t-shirts. And even they sell the scarves for that much cheaper. They come in a three-pack for less than half the price of one of the more expensive ones.

Not only that, American Apparel scarf comes with a video. Showing different ways to wear the scarf. A scarf with an instructional video. A modular scarf. Awesome.