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Some people will burn eternally in hell. There’s a little something to start off class. – John B

Have you heard of this religion where you switch your shoes on Thursday? You put your left shoe on your right foot and your right shoe on your left foot. Have you heard of this? One girl in my other class had heard of it. Which surprised me because I just made it up for the other class. – John B

Hopefully you can see in the dark. That was a witty reference to a conversation we had a few minutes ago. – John B

You guys know what a “nunnery” is right? Right… It’s a place where they can nuns. – John B

And his ashes were sent to her, I don’t even know where she got the ashes. – John B

You have to pretend this chalk, which… I just accidentally licked… is marijuana. – John B

You remember Mr. Johnson? We met him a few fallacies ago… – John B

So OkCupid’s quiver thought it would be in my best interests to try to message one ENormaStitz. – Matt S

Yeah. If there’s not a midi file of Sexual Healing and a spinning Colt 45 in the background it’s not a black guy’s geocities page. – Adam K.

That’s a lot of clock. – Kattni

The washer sounds like a humping mega-cricket. – Kattni

Na na na na na na na na CAT BARF. – Brian

DK: How big of a fan of Jonas Jerebko do you have to be to wear a Jerebko jersey. Was it the give away this weekend?
Kattni: Yes. All you had to do is go.
DK: Yea, and that’s the real jersey. ‘Here, take this.’
Kattni: Exactly.
DK: I mean, I know the gift with purchase at the makeup counter. This was just gift with attendance.
Kattni: Yes.
DK: But, still, Jerebko? There were 13 fans in attendance and she got lucky and got Jerebko’s jersey.
Todd: Got lucky?
DK: It was her lucky day
Todd: Just checking. I think they were just sent to Target. “Here. Sell these for 4 bucks.”

DK: What are you doing.
Jess M: Nothing.
DK: How’s that going for you.
Jess M: Ok…
DK: Do we need to go to the video tape
Jess M: No I don’t think so…
DK: Ok. I’m glad we had this talk.

DK: I feel like you should stay away from me today.
Kattni: Ok…. is there anything I should know?
DK: Nope.
Kattni: Ok…
DK: Just a little bit further away.
Kattni: Ok… Nothing I should know not to do?
DK: That’s what you should know.

There’s two girls out there playing with one cup. ….. Of tea. – Nick N

Dave Z: I’m sooo hungry.
Kattni: I have cheese…
Dave Z: Eh. I’ll be home soon. Then I’ll eat my wife.
….
Dave Z: That was terrible… How could you even say something like that…

Dave Z: I’ll BBQ bratwurst when I get home!
Kattni: Is that what you’re calling your wife these days?

Yea, I have a friend who gargles vomit. Well he’s not really my friend. I don’t even know why I said that. I don’t even like him. He’s a total douche bag. He’s a cousin of some friends so I have to hang out with him. In fact I would say he’s my mortal enemy. He has been referred to as my mortal enemy… – Nick

Jay T: You know the video where the lady is crushing grapes and she falls off and she’s going wwwuuuuggghhhhhh wuuuugghhhh
Kattni: Yea! “oweeoweeowee”
Jay: “I can’t breathe”… Yea, well we were in Columbus, on the Columbus Strip, and there was some girl piggybacking another girl and she fell off, and my buddy leans down and goes “WUUUUGGGHHHH.. WUUGGHHHHH.”

Nick: Nut driver.
Josh: What?
Nick: Nut driver…
Josh: What…?
Nick: A handle for a nut driver.
Kattni/Jules/Josh: …..
Nick: What. It’s a handle for a nut-driver. With a nut-driver in it.

I like taking the LIFE board…. And putting the Mouse Trap stuff on it… Whole new spin on the game. – Nick N

Wooden Hoe is funny. – Jay T

Kattni: Mmmgrrmmm…
Rich: What?
Kattni: I’m talking with German accent.
Rich: Oh. I thought I heard something about a facial.

Rich: It’s mmmttmmmmfmm…
Kattni: Did you just say you have your tonsils sticking out?
Rich: No… Good one though… I said it’s like having your tonsils taken out.

Aww. All these kids only have one eyebrow. – Rich

I went to a halloween party last night that ended in an orgy. Everyone was dressed as The Beast with a Billion Backs. – Matt S

Matt S: So she wants a wave invite. I told her I would trade them for nudes. The kicker: I don’t have any invites. Only time will tell if she thought I was serious. (I’d send her an invite regardless if I had any.)
Kattni: u wave?
Matt: u wave yea u wave
Kattni: Please forgive the complete and utter degradation of my typing. Right hand/arm now immobilised.
Matt: Yes it’s quite alright. I <3 you all the same Kattni.
Kattni: I know. But u and ur make me throw up a little in my mouth.

Matt S: I’m on the okc stickcam chat thing.
Kattni: How’s that working out for you?
Matt S: Minimally. My roommate’s new boyfriend sucks up all the bandwidth.
Kattni: lol. Natch.
Matt S: In more ways than one HEYOOOO.

Jeff A: You don’t even know the best part. I was a total waste of time. Because, what am I totaling.
Kattni: Nothing!
Jeff A: Exactly.

Kattni: You should give that to him, because I’m not going to sit here and press enter every time the chicken shows up.
Jonathan: Oh, I will.
Kattni: You’ll press enter every time the chicken.
Jonathan: Yes.
Paul: Good. Just don’tchokethe… Nevermind.