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Nov
29

29 November 2003

Josh X: Well we did ‘strangle hold’… then ‘rage’…
Kattni: Then ‘big fuzzy bunnies’?
Josh X: No…

They’re both lazy, but one of them lives in the goddamned desert. – Mark

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Nov
25

25 November 2003

Very thank you much… what? – Kattni

There might be a big pink bunny rabbit in my closet… – Mark

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Nov
24

24 November 2003

I know what ya mean. Well not so much a bite – as a whole thing of chinese… And not so much like ‘buulllaahhh’… as ‘yummmm’. But the feelings the same. – Alex

I am such a lazy whore! –

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Nov
23

23 November 2003

Kattni: Be careful dude…
Alex: I still have to get out of this parallel parking spot.

We could have phone sex in the middle of Meijer!.. Well not really, but… – Alex

Alex: Juice-a-holic…
Kattni: Juice, juice-a-holic.

Alex: Now it’s

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Nov
22

22 November 2003

I should see if I can figure out what’s wrong with the garage door opener… and then not fix it. – Brian

Biting myself kinda hurt. – Brian

I don’t even pretend to understand. – Brian

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Nov
21

21 November 2003

I’m gunna make it so bach-fantastic. Grace notes everywhere. It’s going to sound like a french lady’s boudoir just exploded on the page. – Jonathon

I have pendulous breasts. – Jonathon

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Nov
20

20 November 2003

Michelle: How long has it been?
Steve: Oh… last night.

Well.. It’s one person. Not many people, necessitating the need for… They. – Alex

Alex: Do you have a dollar I can borrow? And a way to get it to

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Nov
15

15 November 2003

Need something to settle your stomach..? Go out and have some grass with your dog..? – Brian

Rectumknowledgist? – Steve

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Nov
14

14 November 2003

No! English is stupid! – Brian

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Nov
10

10 November 2003

Are you telling me it’s sloppy?! – Arjun

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Nov
09

9 November 2003

I have the fashion sense of an eighteenth century roach… – Steve

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Nov
06

6 November 2003

Basically they’re playing love songs, but they expect the bear to dance along. – Arjun

You know, where the guy is drunk, the bottle is drunk, the tree is drunk, the cat is drunk… – Arjun

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