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Dec
31

31 December 2003

Happy New Year’s! One of the most consistently depressing and crappy holidays I’ve had the pleasure of experiencing…. – Alex

Well as long as you’re the boss and not the whore! – Mike

Gimme hands! – Alex

Cabana boys? I

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Dec
30

30 December 2003

Kat’s fridge… brought to you by Bailey’s. – Brian

Brian: Let’s see if I get killed for this…
Mark: Let’s see if I’m competent enough to get killed?

Brian: Why do you keep ending up on the floor.
Alex: Why

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Dec
29

29 December 2003

Brian: Your lawyers with spiked collars chained to your desk…
Kattni: Ya like ‘bark bark growl objection bark’.

Tippity tappity typin’ away. – Kattni

Kattni: My monkey can do some pretty cool tricks.
Mark: Ya… you should see what my

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Dec
28

28 December 2003

So I had this great idea… I have a picture phone, you know so it has picture ID… So I should take pictures of people on the phone, since that’s what they look like when they’re calling me… – Alex

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Dec
27

27 December 2003

Do you guys barbecue in the winter on a gas grill in your family room..? – Diana

Bitch! – Barb

Linda comes home and says, ‘There’s a man at the barn who wears my pants…’ – Alan

Carol: Well, I

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Dec
26

26 December 2003

Dude. I totally dialed you using only my voice. – Alex

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Dec
25

25 December 2003

What? – Ginny

Haha, Sarah loses, she set off the warning first! – Jeff R

I think it’ll work better if you take the lens cap off… – Chris

Jeff R: What ya making?
Kattni: Bernie’s sauce.
Jeff R: Ahh,

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Dec
23

23 December 2003

You can search for star Mark star… cus I’m a star… – Mark

Better be careful, or next time I’ll use unicode. – Mark

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Dec
22

22 December 2003

Goddamnit, I hate power fans! I routinely cut myself on them… – Alex

Do you need a helmet sweetie? – Kattni

You’re thinking, ‘That’s gotta be Alex… nothing else could be that annoying’… – Alex

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Dec
20

20 December 2003

I tune because I care. – Martin

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Dec
17

17 December 2003

*ring*… Or rather – *please hold your call is being transfered to an automated voice mail message system*… Because it didn’t so much *ring* as do that other thing, – Alex

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Dec
13

13 December 2003

I can’t see my glasses… Maybe because I’m not wearing them. – Alex

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Dec
08

8 December 2003

It was a three scrooges video… – Rick D R

That was a form of rubber that… I don’t know. – Rick D R

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Dec
07

7 December 2003

Here poochy, poochy, poochy… – Mike

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Dec
06

6 December 2003

You would be the bestest bitch in the world if you did that. You’d be like queen bitch in Toni’s book. – Toni

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