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Jan
31

31 January 2004

We’re not really bitches… – Alex

Sex.. shoo-ul. – Alex

Mobile rings don’t have colors, sweetie, they’re sound waves. – Kattni

The hoodies come on in the morning, not because your cold, but to save those around you. – Merritt

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Jan
30

30 January 2004

Kattni: So what’s with you and the porn pose.
Jake: Oh, sorry, I just naturally fall into it.

No..! – Jake

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Jan
29

29 January 2004

He’s part lab… part dog. – Rick

It’s the chili lover’s chili! Not the plastic lover’s chili! – Rick

Well, damn. I wonder how much you get for that, renting your baby out to a drug smuggler… Why didn’t I

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Jan
27

27 January 2004

Ok you’ve got bigger balls then I do. – Alex

Semantics, as long as there can be gettin’ down tonight. – Dan

I’ll make you waffles. – Sam

Nod, you should try my world. We get free drinks on fridays.

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Jan
26

26 January 2004

It’s so good, I squint every time I take a drink. – Merritt

Well, until you take it in the ass, you want to put it where you can. – Merritt

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Jan
25

25 January 2004

I just lost my contact up into my eyelid… but I found a way to get it out. Oh, wait… hmm. I think this would work much better if my fingers weren’t covered in vinegar. – Mike J

I came

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Jan
24

24 January 2004

Kattni: Do you know how long it takes to get to Chicago from here?
Ryan X: To chicago or through?
Kattni: To.
Ryan X: I still don’t know the answer, but thanks for clarifying.

Ryan X: Ooh, I could have

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Jan
23

23 January 2004

Steer! – Kattni

Kattni: Wait a minute, are they church… like did I just say fucker in front of some people that I shouldn’t have..?
Alex: Ish.
Kattni: Oops.
Alex: It’s not like they’re going to hate you.
Kattni: No?

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Jan
22

22 January 2004

Looks like all that time with Curtis paid off. – Kattni

I had to do it. 1:36:09 – No more soup for you. Come back next year. – Alex

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Jan
21

21 January 2004

Oui. – Mike j

But your hair is short. And you would go to the mall. We just don’t invite you. – Alex

Dan: Like when I say you’re self conscious… You get self conscious…
Alex: It’s like when I

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Jan
20

20 January 2004

No drama, no sex? I don’t know if I wanna hear about it then. – Alex

Dan you didn’t meat. – Alex

Kattni: It would have to be a good situation…
Alex: Like you’re house sitting..?” – Kattni and Alex

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Jan
19

19 January 2004

A little of both. – Jake

That’s like saying Jake and I emit gayness. – Rory

Aaww…. – Jake

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Jan
13

13 January 2004

A drive by… – Alex

Kattni: I had chicken McNuggets for the first time today since… I can’t even remember.
Brian: But they’re the all white meat ones now.
Kattni: Ya.
Brian: So, they’re still chicken McNasties?
Kattni: Na… they’re

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Jan
12

12 January 2004

Oh I’m sorry, did you not get the memo? Bitch mode is activated. – Alex

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Jan
11

11 January 2004

That’s interesting… in that oh so… not interesting way. – Kattni

No thank you, please pull through. – Donnie

Now that sounds like you should… take him the hell back. Man, he’s a winner. – Cory

I need to refresh

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