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Feb
28

28 February 2004

I’m a frog! – Sam

Bandwich? – Kattni

Kattni: Well it’s not the most enjoyable thing in the world.
Sam: True. .. well presumably true…

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Feb
27

27 February 2004

I believe in making sure all body parts feel loved. – Sam

I’m a fan. – Sam

What happened to, uh… Mark’s brother. – Mike

Let’s hope you never trip and fall in a gay bar. – Kattni

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Feb
26

26 February 2004

Well my penis says you are. And my penis is never wrong. – Sam

Alex, demolition man. You got buildings, we got answers. – Alex

And I realised. That I love to listen to myself sing… But I love to

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Feb
25

25 February 2004

Floor… the man-shelf. – Kattni

Oh my god… Ot would not be odd to see you wearing a helmet. – Kattni

ooooooooo. oooooooo. .. I’m a fog horn. – Sam

Yes. Stealth belch. – Kattni

See where you’re saying it’s

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Feb
24

24 February 2004

Kattni: Your a-list is as situational as your gayness.
Alex: You’re right. And guess who’s NOT on it right now.

I wanna see one of those killer whales eat a trainer. – Sam

And the forecast for tomorrow is partly

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Feb
22

22 February 2004

I don’t think I’ve ever had my butt go numb before. – Brian

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Feb
21

21 February 2004

You are a road warrior then. – Sam

The one with the really big green fuck in it. – Alex

You do know what a bidet is, right? It’s like a drinking fountain for nature’s pocket. – Kattni

Kattni: I

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Feb
20

20 February 2004

It looks kind of boyish in that my boobs look really good in this sort of way. – Kattni

I mean seriously, be a man. Clot like you’re supposed to. – Brian

And look, no seam in my face. –

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Feb
19

19 February 2004

So is the AARP going to give us car insurance for less than it is from anywhere else on the entire planet by a whole lot of money… Because I want to buy it and shit on them. – Carol

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Feb
18

18 February 2004

It’s situationally mrar. – Alex

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Feb
17

17 February 2004

Yes I did call. But you were not so much with the answering. – Alex

Vaginas. Nature’s pocket. – Sam

Kattni: I have one. And I can hide it.
Sam: Well you know I’d find it and hide it somewhere

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Feb
16

16 February 2004

I just feel like you went to some really really fabulous french movie and didn’t read the subtitles. – Kattni

Sam: You can be the big spoon.
Kattni: But I’m so small!!! That’d be like trying to fit a dessert

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Feb
15

15 February 2004

Ya, what is this. Drunk Sam, Smoking Sam and Ass Sam? – Brian

I’m just not sure if I’m supposed to react to what you say or what you appear to say five seconds later… – Sam

Close silly bracket?

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Feb
14

14 February 2004

That’s really why I called. – Alex

I am your textbook. – Brian

Kattni: Nothing super scary, nothing super cheesy and nothing super sappy.
Alex: So not a horror movie, not an Adam Sandler movie… and nothing with Julia Roberts.

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Feb
13

13 February 2004

Kattni: Ah… there it is. I thought I lost my wallet.
Brian: Ya… you lost it in my hands…

Ow. That hurt. – Brian

Now you’re a little arab smiling. – Sam

Sam: If you were here, I would not

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