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May
31

31 May 2004

You’re having breast seisures. – Mike

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May
25

25 May 2004

I wonder if other people could have this conversation right now. – Alex

I’ve been trying to snort this canned air. – Alex

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May
19

19 May 2004

If you want to woo me, you have to like kraut. – Mark K

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May
17

17 May 2004

And in other news… dialup sucks ass! – Brian

Than: Fish rule #4: If it fits into the mouth of another fish, it will eventually be eaten. Rule #5: Most fish have much larger mouths than you think!
Kattni: What

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May
16

16 May 2004

Dorkus extremus humor. – Than

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May
15

15 May 2004

There’s a new girl in my class and she’s from france. I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said she didn’t speak english. – Max, 5 years old

Some things he says, no one understands. – max, 5

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May
14

14 May 2004

I just question when people stick their fingers in random things that I didn’t ask them to. – Kattni

Kattni: Hey we could circumsise you with safety scissors.
Jake: Ooh, that would be fun!

Aaand, if I didn’t want to

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May
13

13 May 2004

Oh. So that’s why we do this. – Kattni

Kattni: Ooh, it’s paper!
Alex: I’ve heard about this.

But then we’re b-both fucked. – Kattni

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May
12

12 May 2004

My rice is making me sweat. – Mark K

Than: Mmm, bratwurst… with ketchup! My german ancestors are crying in their beer….
Kattni: Good lord. yes they are.
Than: No sauerkraut either.
Kattni: Sauerkraut makes ketchup ok?
Than: No, and

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May
09

9 May 2004

Tomorrow should be fun… Fun like being the frog in Frogger… – Brian

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May
07

7 May 2004

Good work. you should be commended. I commend you. There. You have been commended. – Ryan X

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May
06

6 May 2004

See he’s taken to wearing his boxers half ass at this point… He’s taken it past the precipice of ‘Am I showing you? Am I not?’ to HE’S BURNING MY EYES OUT!! – Aaron X

Kattni: PENIS!
Aaron X: Oh

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May
05

5 May 2004

I have powerful sperm. – Mark K

Don’t get too close to me, you may catch ‘the pregnant’. – Mark K

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May
02

2 May 2004

So I had this sort of meditation journey… And karen walker, you know from Will and Grace.. She’s my inner guide, go figure… – Alex

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