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Jan
27

27 January 2005

I hate that. I prefer my keys presented to me! – Jorge

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Jan
24

24 January 2005

I’m from Africa, we worry about leaving tracks like that in the sand! – Pieter

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Jan
21

21 January 2005

When sick, you should eat boatloads of cawk. Cuz if it doesn’t make you feel better it will definitely make someone else feel better. – Jay

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Jan
16

16 January 2005

Well you know, some guy was probably just rowing along in his glass bottom boat and thought, ‘Hey. The bottom of this lake looks just like the shit on my face did last night.’ – Kattni

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Jan
10

10 January 2005

I’ll tell you what. You go up in space and rotate your ass around Saturn and we’ll talk. – Jorge

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Jan
09

9 January 2005

A feng shu consultant charges an assload to come into your house and tell you where to put stuff. – Mark K.

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Jan
02

2 January 2005

The guy is a huge furry faggot. – TX

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