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Mar
30

30 March 2005

You need to take a video of that magnetic fish cleaning thing you have… That’s one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen… It’s right up there with… Watching the space shuttle take off. – Jorge

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Mar
26

26 March 2005

You need electronic anger management, Andrew. – Kattni

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Mar
25

25 March 2005

Kattni: How come it looks prettier on my screen than it does on yours.
Andrew: Because you have an LCD.
Kattni: …

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Mar
24

24 March 2005

Kyle: Naw, the esc is just like hungry hungry hippos. *whack*
Amit: Sorry, that eluded me, since I’m not intimately familiar with hippos or what they do when hungry.
Kyle: It’s a children’s game.

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Mar
23

23 March 2005

You’re just jealous of my Robot shoulder pads. *ZZZT* *ZZZT* – Jorge

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Mar
21

21 March 2005

Smarts is all about finding a way to make the underlying logic of being make sense to you. Om. *floats in lotus position* – Mark K.

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Mar
16

16 March 2005

I mean, the bloody dog is so close to the ground. Every time he farts, he’ll kick up dust. – Pieter

That’s what we call short people in Africa. dusters… So close to the ground. – Pieter

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Mar
15

15 March 2005

I’ve never been able to get it at the movies!.. Every time I reach an age, they move it up. It used to be 50 for the senior discount, then 55, then 60 and on… It moves every time I

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Mar
12

12 March 2005

Do you have tea?.. Na… I’ll wait, I’m just gunna stick with beer. – Ken

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Mar
11

11 March 2005

THAT’S how they calculate finance charges?!? – Andrew

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Mar
08

8 March 2005

Dig a series of intergalactic tunnels! – Jorge

It’s just there… If you break it, you get to keep both pieces kind of thing. – Jorge

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Mar
02

2 March 2005

Matt: Hey guys. Have you ever taken a dump so hard that you were sweating?
Kattni: You should eat more fiber.
Matt: I feel like I ate a whole wheat field. and the chaff. and the soil. and possibly a

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