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Aug
30

30 August 2006

Like those little… What are they… Geek Squad. Please. I forgot more about computers today than they know period. – Jorge

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Aug
27

27 August 2006

Ow I pulled pubic hair. – Jeff

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Aug
18

18 August 2006

Kattni: What do you think of the colour of this shirt?
Scott: It’s pretty.
Kattni: Any idea what you’d think of it on me?
Scott: I guess… As an obstacle. But a very pretty one.

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Aug
17

17 August 2006

Your ass crack is not considered an orifice. – Kattni

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Aug
16

16 August 2006

I’m glad that tickling my ass amuses you. – Jeff

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Aug
15

15 August 2006

You can continue to handle it… – Jeff

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Aug
14

14 August 2006

That was going to be my backup masters thesis; combinatorics and peas porridge. – Jeff

Where is soup. – Jeff

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Aug
09

9 August 2006

Did I tell about the man who’s wife during sexual intimacy demanded that he give her several hard whacks on the bottom? – Birkhill

Snack wrap. Premium chicKen. Sounds like a winner. – Birkhill

*chick in the hallway literally cackles*

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Aug
07

7 August 2006

Where would I go to find anorexics? I’d go to the seven sisters. the 7 most elite schools in the country. I’d go there. And I’d find me some anorexics. – Birkhill

Nasty. nasty, nasty, nasty. Nasty. Nasty. … Nasty.

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Aug
06

6 August 2006

Kattni: Why is it saying ‘audio quality: 0%’?
Jeff: Because it’s analysing my voice and it doesn’t think I have anything quality to say.

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Aug
04

4 August 2006

[in reference to this blog post and this comment in response]
Kattni: Hah! Did you send him your resume?
Scott: Yea that’s me. No balls, no experience.
Kattni: See that’s what you should have done… Send him a resume

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