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Jun
30

30 June 2007

Jeff: If he was really classy he would have sent it to you in note form. Given you the option ‘Y/N’.
Kattni: rol!
Jeff: ‘I think you are hott’ with two t’s.
Kattni: That was an awesome delivery, ‘with two

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Jun
29

29 June 2007

Photos of people doing silly things. Or looking silly doing things that aren’t silly. – Jeremy

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Jun
26

26 June 2007

Kattni: There’s something about the phrase ‘giant smarties’ that is funny.  It’s like, ‘Is that a roll of giant smarties in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.’
Jeff: Why can’t it be both.

I need to

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Jun
22

22 June 2007

Are they after your tortillas? – Vince M

Peter made my room smell like a god damn Cypress Hill concert. – Nick B

Hear that? There’s no points for second best, Tomkat. – Gabe

It’s too much rock for one

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Jun
21

21 June 2007

Brandon: When you smell smoke on your fingers… It smells bad but you can’t stop smelling it.  It’s like vagina.  It smells bad but you can’t stop smelling it.
Nick B: Uh… I don’t have a problem with that.
Brandon:

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Jun
20

20 June 2007

Jeremy: Well, she’s fat.  Got pudge here and here, in this region.
Kattni: You mean in the catular region?

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Jun
15

15 June 2007

Oh man, that was an expensive lesson. 1200$ to get my files off that hard drive. .. Didn’t even come with a jar of vaseline. – Jim B

Vince: I could magnitise a screwdriver all day long.
Jim B: If

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Jun
13

13 June 2007

Sweet. I remember we once used an asshole trick to help a friend move. His university had a “drunk van” they would pick you up from local bars with. We must have called them six times. They really got annoyed

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Jun
12

12 June 2007

I fucking BURIED someone in a conversation today.  Invited a friend down visit at some point. They’re from upstate NY, never been to NYC area. Said they couldn’t come, because they were “psychically sensitive” and all the people would make

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Jun
09

9 June 2007

I busted out eggs benedict once.  Andrew loved me forever. By which I mean a week. – Kattni

I thought it was cool for five minutes. – Kattni

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Jun
08

8 June 2007

Matt: Jesus Christ, Stephan. It’s like watching a Peter Gabriel video after taking a blow to the head.
Kattni: I don’t even know what you’re talking about, but that’s fucking hilarious.
Matt: It’s.. a psychedelic love rock ballad to left-wing

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Jun
07

7 June 2007

So what I should take away from this dream is that electric rollerskates will be the downfall of mankind. – Jeff

I love cooking. It’s like art that I know I’ll be crapping out later. I mean could you imagine?

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Jun
06

6 June 2007

Andrew: Well no more Rachel!
Kattni: You dumped her?
Andrew: No.
Kattni: She dumped you?
Andrew: I don’t know if dumped is the word.
Kattni: Ok she broke up with you?
Andrew: Yea, last night.
Kattni: Why?
Andrew: She said

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Jun
05

5 June 2007

Kelvin: There’s nothing redeeming about Toronto.
JohnF: Kelvin, ++
Kattni: Is Toronto the Downriver of .ca?
Kelvin: It’s the america of canada.
Kattni: Hahahaha.  <3
Kelvin: : p
Colin K: Toronto sucks. Anyone outside of Toronto knows that.
Kelvin: See?

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Jun
04

4 June 2007

Kattni: My photo library is up to about 82GB.
Bill: OMG almost as much as my pr0n archive.

Bill: Yay, I get to reinvent the wheel again.
Kattni: Hey Bill.  Word to the wise.  It’s round.
Bill: OMG
Kattni: Just

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