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Aug
27

27 August 2008

I don’t know which one to buy. I wanted to get your opinion. Oh. Did you hear about Jane. She fell out of a window and died. Yea. So which one should I buy… – Overheard @ PC

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Aug
26

26 August 2008

I found this awesome piece of gum on the floor, it had a hair in it and everything. – Kyle D.

Yea and squinty tires? – Nick N.

The Titanic was thoroughly planned. – Justin

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Aug
25

25 August 2008

I did go to Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods for the first time today. I feel like a real Apple employee. Just need a VW and a band. – Erick

Girl: How to lose friends and annihilate people!
Second girl:

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Aug
23

23 August 2008

Jessica: Get it, it’s the same colour as your shirt!
Kyle D.: I don’t know how that is going to help me get it up there.

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Aug
21

21 August 2008

It starts with an “l” and it has an itch. – Keisha

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Aug
19

19 August 2008

Hey. You never know when you’re going to need to whip out hackers. – Kattni

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Aug
17

17 August 2008

Yea, when you’re the right size, you can stick it just about anywhere. – Kattni

Can you jump me up here? – Justin

I didn’t go see the war. I didn’t know there was a war there. – Woman at

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Aug
16

16 August 2008

And we’ll see Uranus before we get there. Couldn’t make this shit up, yo. – Justin

I was trying to figure out if he was sweet on you or me. What. I can’t compete? – Justin

Wait, wait. I can

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Aug
14

14 August 2008

Kattni: I just didn’t want to scoot around until…
Justin: I’m in?
Kattni: Yea.

Blackout: You have to tell the whole butt sex story.
Justin: Well when you put it that way…

Stuff in Vegas doesn’t come off with bleach,

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Aug
13

13 August 2008

I don’t ask for directions. I grab it how I want to. – Justin

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Aug
12

12 August 2008

I hope you’re talking about your bike. – Blackout

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Aug
11

11 August 2008

Justin: We were thinking of making shirts with different characters on it and say they’re kenshoto. Something like ‘pork fried rice’.
Kattni: Hah! Nice.
Justin: There’s this series of engrish shirts, one with this cute asian girl on it holding

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Aug
07

7 August 2008

You just create systems so people will think you’re smart. – Kaitlin

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Aug
05

5 August 2008

I think the kfc error is when you have issues with the kernel. – Kyle R

Son, your momma don’t work back there. – Denny’s waitress in response to an order

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