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Sep
30

30 September 2008

I went to college for 7 years and I work in a mall. I am one paper hat away from being every mother-in-law’s worst nightmare. – Rich

Can I take a 15… I have to go buy socks. I forgot

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Sep
29

29 September 2008

I’m picturing this conversation with finger quotes. It is amusing me. – Kattni

Kattni: How are you.
Jeff: Good, I guess. Drinking beer and trying to do some math-type stuff.
Kattni: Yea I saw the matlab bit. I have never

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Sep
28

28 September 2008

The ship of costing the stuff… – Brian

I’m not going to get into why… But I have the means… To make sure it’s in a small enough dose. I’m just saying. – Kattni

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Sep
27

27 September 2008

Russ: Fuck spammers.
James L: I’d rather roast them.
Russ: I’d rather be cleaning my apartment. :-/
John M: I’d rather not be leaving for a funeral. bbl.
Russ: You win…

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Sep
26

26 September 2008

Matt declares next month Fucktoberfest.
Matt: Kattni, you can help me celebrate.
Kattni: So what kind of outfit does one wear for Fucktoberfest.
Matt: Something crotchless.
John M: Assless chaps.
Kattni: That’s for the guys.
John: I see no reason

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Sep
24

24 September 2008

Matt: Or there’s always Option Z. Dickpunching.
Andrew L: She’d need to be careful with that one; he might think it was a clumsy attempt at a hand job.
Kattni: Ahahaha.
Matt: Clearly you’re not imagining it being as hard

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Sep
23

23 September 2008

Robert: See. I’ve filed to date four reports how we need to not use 6 year old Solaris versions for SAP. And yet they do not listen.
Chris S: Yuck. SAP.
Kattni: What is.
Robert: SAP? Pure assfaggotry.
Chris S:

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Sep
22

22 September 2008

There’s no way that’s 8 inches. – Jay T

Is it because he said… “me head”… Or is it the celtic violin. – Jay T

Don’t get it on your hands! – Jessica B

She’s on her back, gettin’ a

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Sep
21

21 September 2008

Yesterday someone kept playing this Italian operatic song on one of the ipod docks… It was some guy singing this… just operatic thing in Italian. And I kept feeling like I was going to get shot. Like every time I

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Sep
19

19 September 2008

You have customer cervix support. – Rich

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Sep
18

18 September 2008

I want a bottle of Maynard’s wine. – Lizbet

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Sep
17

17 September 2008

And I hate cactus. Sacaguaro. Wait. It was sacajawea and saguaro all in one. – Josh

Jay T: She’s got the clap? Is that what she said? What did she say.
Kattni: “She’s coming in for a class.”
Jay T:

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Sep
15

15 September 2008

We would have had to checked it in anyway. Wait… wtf. – Kattni

If you shoot with a 40 or 45, you’ll knock them on their ass. A 9 mil and it’ll blow straight through them, and if they’re on

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Sep
14

14 September 2008

I don’t need to open my mouth very wide to shove that in. – Melissa

Customer goo. – Scoti

Kattni: Can I nom your banana?
Sarah B: Only if I can nom yours.

The monster’s poop chute. – Will T

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Sep
12

12 September 2008

Yea, I love the fatties. – Chris C

Oh man, this tea gnome is incredible. – Nick N

Jules: I thought I had the perfect customer for you, Nick. I thought it said Janet Reno. Figured that’d be right up

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