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Jan
28

28 January 2009

Gyahh.. I need to stop looking at Frank’s man boobs! Every time I walk out the door, it’s just aaiiyyahhh… *ralf-noise* – Jay T

Josh: I just realised what this said. “I got used at the Bookmark.” I feel like

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Jan
24

24 January 2009

Kattni: What are you looking for.
Nick N: The uhhhhh pink diddly.
Kattni: Whaaaat?!
Nick N: I don’t know what it’s called!… This!
Kattni: I would figure that you would call it the blue diddly, since the thing inside is

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Jan
12

12 January 2009

Kattni: So this one time…. I replaced an optical drive in a macbook…. and then it wouldn’t power on.
Nick N: Is that right now…

Do I want to what? Consummate our marriage? – Josh

Nick N: What are you

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Jan
07

7 January 2009

Hey, you want to know the icing on all of it? It’s cool to pee your pants. – Matt D

I would rip on someone who did that. I’d be all “Knock that shit off, and give me my fucking

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Jan
05

5 January 2009

Brian B: I have mercury finger now.
Marie: Will you touch me somewhere with it so I can call off tomorrow?

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Jan
04

4 January 2009

Really..? How long did it take you to come up with that one? Do you practice it at home in front of the mirror? – Kattni

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Jan
01

1 January 2009

You know what, that guy over there looking at the software has the biggest ear canals I’ve ever seen. – Kyle D

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