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See in 10 years it’ll be cool, because we can say it’s the 20s again. “Yea… the 20s are back! Let’s all get plastered… and rob some banks… with top hats…” Nevermind. I’m bringing the 20′s back when they come again. It’ll be the Roaring 20s II. – Paul P

Ooh, these don’t say who they’re from. Woojin Act. Or W-infinite-jin act. Hm… sounds like… 90 percent of all sticky paper must be made in America. Per the Woojin Act. Something from WWII. Saw too many japanese movies and decided they needed giant fly paper. Senator Woojin was a huge godzilla fan. – Rich

Feathered hair, Peewee Herman guy who played him in the movie, and I thought, “If that’s what jesus looks like, I’m sold.” – Jay T

No! I wanna see nubs! – Shawn

Jen: I had a brilliant idea this evening! I will give my bro one of my laptops. Filled with edubuntu and all sorts of goodies
Justin: Oh God help us all.
Jen: And because it is an ancient lappy and I will be putting stickers on it. His house shouldn’t steal it. And if he destroys it, so what? I got it for free. And it will have linux to confuse the house people. My plan will be AWESOME.
Justin: You are truly an evil genius.
Jen: Well his house tends to steal his stuff. I figure make it stuff no ones knows how to operate, so lock it down, and make it all big icony for my brother. Cause he has wanted a lappy for several years and he is 21 one.
Justin: :)
Jen: I have no idea why I typed one after 21.
Justin: Heh. As I said, you are truly an evil genius. Let us laugh together. Muahahahahahahaha!
Jen: Muwhahahahahah!
Justin looks around for minions.
Jen: I was thinking of checking out text to speech options as well.
Justin: I’m sure I ordered minions…
Jen: As he can only do sightwords. I am sure you ordered minions as well.
Jen looks around.
Jen finds a box behind the couch…filled with dead minions.
Justin: This is what happens when you order discount minions and leave BPX-Dev to answer when the postman rings. He always rings twice, you know. The postman that is. Beep doesn’t ring so much as dingaling.

From the nipples down, I’m very clean. – Shawn

John M: Oh, sorry, I touched your screen.
Kyle: It’s a touch screen.
Kattni and Shawn: *snrk*
John M: Oh. Well, nothing happened. At least I didn’t touch it there and hose it.
Kattni and Shawn: *snrrrk*
John M: …It must get all fingerprinty though.

Kattni: Hold still, I’m using you.
Shawn: I’m a tool.
Kattni: Remember, I made you.
Shawn: I am a unipod.
Kattni: You look like a bipod. Although, without the salmon net…
Shawn: Without my salmon net, I’m
Kattni and Shawn: a tripod.

Could it be under a Johnson? – Marie

Are you a sock model? – Josh

Meg: I’ll be in and out super fast.
Kattni: That’s what she said.

Scot: Need to get my wooden paddle.
Rich: What happens in the office.. staaays in the office.

Alright. I’m coming out. – Jay

Mike F: Cus you guys make fun of my initials because you think I’m a mf….
Meg: Wait… oh!
Chris C: Thinking you’re a muslim?!
Meg: Seriously, I’m looking at it going, how are they calling the customer a mf’er. I really hope they don’t see these things!

Kattni: Hoarding all the orange sharpies
Nicky: They have a white sticker on it…
Kattni: No… I wouldn’t be surprised though
Nicky: give it a week.

Smells like a strawberry dreamboat. – Josh T

You are jealous of my cellophane hat. I know this to be true. – Kattni

Nick: I remember eating my candy out of test tubes, they were wax, you chewed them to get the liquid out.
Kaitlin: Yea, the bottle shaped ones.
Nick: No they were tubes.
Kaitlin: You don’t chew it! You bite the top off and drink it out.
Kattni: They were long skinny tubes, it wasn’t possible to get the candy out without chewing on it.
Kaitlin: You just bite the top off and suck it out…
Kattni: They weren’t the same, it wasn’t possible.
Kaitlin: Well wouldn’t you.. swallow wax?
Kattni: “When we were kids, our candy was wax, and WE LIKED IT.” Back in our day, we didn’t have all that kid friendly safety foam. We had toys with points and tiny parts.
Nick: I remember having candy cigarettes, they blew sugar out the end like they were lit. I was in New York and there was a candy store, and I found them! So I bought a bunch for my nephew. When I opened them, they turned out to be chocolate. My sister was all, “You thought it was ok to buy candy CIGARETTES for my 3 year old.” Well.. Yea!

Kattni: *yo ‘sup arm movement* I still love it. I was doing that after work a while back and said, “I can’t do it quite right. Have to practice.” Melissa says, “It’s because you’re not black.” I said, “Jay can do it great.” We both pause. I say, “Jay’s a little black.” “Yea, he’s a little black.”
Nick: We boys, we boys.
Kaitlin: Pogo sticks, those were unsafe!
Kattni: … What?…. How did you even get…
Nick N: It’s her.
Kattni: “When we were kids, we chewed on wax for candy.” “POGO STICKS…”
Kaitlin: We were talking about unsafe toys!
Nick: We were talking about black people.

Why does boxes of pizza sound wrong, but pizza boxes is ok… – Nicky

Josh: My fingers are too fat for this cable.
Kattni: I’ll try.
Josh: It just won’t stay in.
Kattni: It won’t even fit!
Josh T: This is Darwinism at it’s best. It just won’t stay in. Keeps slipping out. Look at this! I have a lot of play! I could just go RIGHT THROUGH!
Rich: Let me try.
Josh: Rich is just going to go *whreeewp* right in there.
Rich: No… Alright. I think it’s in. Oh… Almost.

Josh: Got it!
Rich: Good. So the next time we need somebody to shove it in….
Josh: The trick is to use two tweezers And shimmy it in.
Rich: Is it big enough to fit two tweezers….

Hey. Why are you ejecting me… I want you in there…. – Nicky

Kattni: Hey we have a walking-out-to-the-car soundtrack.
Corey: That’s my favourite song. .. I probably should have Shazammed that.

Kattni: Yoink.
Nicky: Ow.
Kattni: I didn’t even touch you!
Rich: Maybe that was the pain he felt.

Kattni: POS them both.
Nicky: What?
Kattni: POS them both.
Nicky: What?! Possum bull?
Kattni: P. O. S. them both. I was saying the acronym. Like saying “LED”.
Nicky: Possum Bull? Is that a new drink?
Kattni: Yes. Yes, it is. And I will make it for you. A pitcher of Possum Bull.
Rich: A pitcher of Possum Bull?.. Does it give you tail?
Kattni: Yes.

Oh sonofabitch. There’s plastic on the back side of the glass. – Rich

Rich: Ah…. fuck… my knee…
Nick/Josh/Kattni: Shhhhhhhh…. ahhhhhhhhhhh….. shhhhhhhhhhhh…. ahhhhhhhhhh…..
Rich: I’m not Leland.
Nick: Na, that’s just normal.
Rich: … I wonder what he does when he’s injured.

Uctum….. I nearly killed ‘im. – Josh

Nicky: I switched to a 32… After I started drinking beer…
Josh: After you hit puberty?

Check it out. Here’s one…. Dan Telfer never speaks when Brian Booth is drinking water… Check it out. – Rich

Rich: You beat me to the pink one…
Nicky: Yea.
Rich: Okay…
Kattni: He beat you to th….
Rich: STOP. Stop. I knew I was treading on dangerous ground when I started that…

Kattni: What are you doing
Rich: Comparing the lengths. This one is longer than this one.
Kattni: Do you do that all the time.
Rich: Only when there’s two, and that never happens.

I’ll let you get the one on my neck. The one that actually legitimately needs to be rubbed out. – Kaitlin